Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Oscar Night Tablescape {with Arhaus}

I'm obsessed with the Oscars. I try to see most of the nominated films before the awards show so I can make predictions and be invested in the night. I teamed up with Arhaus to bring you a Oscar Night Tablescape. Arhaus is a high quality furniture retailer, selling online and in their stores. I chose one of their many dining room tables as my base and went from there. Check it out...

Oscar Night Tablescape {with Arhaus}
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 Love these DIY Oscars as table decor.....and lots of gold balloons everywhere! 
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This industrial table from Arhaus looked very old Hollywood to me and serves as a perfect base! 
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Glitter pasta garland looks like little fancy gold bow ties! 
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This is a on trend photobooth backdrop. Oscar cookies are a nice touch too. 

Can't forget an Oscar Ballot for everyone and a round of Oscar Bingo

Who do you think will be the big winners?

Sunday, February 19, 2017

Girls' Movie Night {with Eventbrite}

I love planning party parties, viewing parties, and nights out! I got Sisters on DVD a while back and have been wanting to have my girlfriends over for a movie night. Eventbrite introduced me to their customizable Online Event Registration. It's always such a hassle to group text plans or Facebook message everyone, so this Eventbrite feature makes everything so streamlined. Its also great if the event you and your friends are hosting costs money or requires tickets.
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Girls' Movie Night {with Eventbrite}
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watch:
**Plus some funny YouTube videos
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eat:
**Plus Twizzlers, sour gummies and any other favorite movie candy
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sip:
**Plus some regular wine and Diet Coke, because movies are better when you are drinking a Diet Coke


Thursday, February 16, 2017

#MelaniaTrumpsHate: What was the gift I gave Michelle Obama? // Please Buy My Jewelry!!

I've got 2 new #MelaniaTrumpsHate videos for ya:
"A lot of you have been asking what was in the Tiffany's box I awkwardly gave Michelle O. I love her and I want to tell you what was gift I gave her."
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"I have come out of hiding to tell you thank Ivanka is going to be okay, and I'm going to be okay too. Thank you for asking! Please buy Melania Trump Jewelry Collection!"

Subscribe to my comedy channel, MelaniaTrumpsHate :)

Monday, February 13, 2017

Mixtape Monday: Pizza Love Baby

Michael and I are trying out a new pizza place on Valentine's Day because, Pizza = Love. 

Here's a Valentine's playlist thats a little all over the place stylistically but held together through gooey cheese and the theme of love. 

1. X Valentine - GEMS
2. Say Something Loving - The xx
3. pink skies - LANY
4. Real Love Baby - Father John Misty
5. Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow - Amy Winehouse
6. Ode to John and Yoko - Hurray for the Riff Raff
7. Mia & Sebastian's Theme - Justin Hurwitz
8. My Heart Got Caught On Your Sleeve - Lucius
9. Hopeless Romantic - Michelle Branch
10. Come Find Me (ft. Lykke Li, Romy) - Emile Haynie
11. A Lovely Night - Ryan Gosling & Emma Stone
12. Our Day Will Come - Amy Winehouse
13. We Used To Be In Love - Clean Cut Kid
14. Love's On Fire - Nikki Lane

Friday, February 10, 2017

Valentine's Day Pins {Pinterest}

Pinterest is lookin' pretty cute this time of year...
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below: DIY Beyonce Lyric Glasses {source / pin it} // Rose, Strawberry, & Pistachio White Chocolate Bark With Pink Sea Salt {source / pin it

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below: DIY Award Ribbon Valentines {source / pin it} // Mini Heart Shaped Pizzas {source / pin it

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below: DIY Clay Heart Face Magnet Valentines {source / pin it} // DIY Award Ribbon Valentines {source / pin it
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How are you celebrating Valentine's/Galentine's this year??

Monday, February 6, 2017

Mixtape Monday: Workout 9.0

Inspired by the new Missy video and Mother Monster's halftime performance last night, lets go to the gym~~~

1. Dangerous - The xx
2. I'm Better (feat. Lamb) - Missy Elliott
3. Earned It - ELEL
4. 6 Inch (feat. The Weeknd) - Beyoncé
5. John Wayne - Lady Gaga
6. Gravity Don't Pull Me - ROSTAM
7. On Hold - The xx
8. Borders - M.I.A.
9. Come - Jain
10. Dancin' In Circles - Lady Gaga
11. Makeba - Jain
12. Sweet Fascination - Ladyhawke
13. Invitation - Britney Spears

Saturday, January 28, 2017

making art.

Meryl and Carrie
via Meryl Streep via Carrie Fisher

Inspiring words for today's world. 
Don't stop doing the work - the art, the writing, the performing, the music. 
We need it now more than ever. 

Sunday, January 22, 2017

Life Lately...& 2016 Reflections

December was a crazy and crafty one - my best friend's wedding in Atlanta, attempting to do Christmas-y things in Chicago, Housewives shows and NYE in Milwaukee. Whats the holidays if its not hectic?
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2nd time I've made a wedding cake for a wedding I was in, by the power of God it came together nicely //  Michael and Me at said wedding
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All those years of Birchbox came in handy for my gift wrapping this year. I made homemade marbled clay bowls and perla (melty) bead ornaments for all my friends and female family members, soooo 90's (pictured is only half the bowls - I started making them in October). 
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Christkindlmarket and Macy's windows are my Christmas Chicago traditions // wedding rehearsal with my "sisters"
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Our family Christmas card

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A Paper Source-inspired cake for a holiday party. I heart Narwhals // New Year's Eve at a wedding in Milwaukee and hey! I now have SnapChat (laurenlonny)
Dec-Jan
My and my high school besties aka bebots! 
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NYE wedding photobooth time

Also have been busy making more #MelaniaTrumpsHate:


So in conclusion.... 2016.
Normally I would write a separate post about the year, but this year, while personally was a good one full of creativity and love, was maybe not the best for the world. There were plenty of "no's" and opportunities lost, this year, both on a personal scale and national scale. But I still have hope. And as of right now, I'm still free to pursue my dreams. And I want to make people laugh and feel good.
To quote Emma Stone in La La Land, "Here to the one's who dream"
Cheers to 2017. 

Monday, January 16, 2017

Mixtape Monday: Best Songs of 2016

These are accounted separately from my Best Albums of 2016 list (it's always had to choose my top 7 albums of the year). There was a lot of wonderful new music (and films) this year.

1. Freedun (feat. ZAYN) - M.I.A. (probably the most positive and uplifting M.I.A songs - the world needs her now more than ever)

2. I Wanna Know (feat. Nico & Vinz) - Alesso (Michael and my's song this summer, it sounds like a vacation on a dream cloud)

3. Angel - NAF (from Jenny Lewis' peaceful protest girl band)

4. 666 ʇ - Bon Iver (22, A Million was a gorgeous album, and his most experimental yet)

5. Best to You - Blood Orange (summery citrus)

6. Wish That You Were Here - Florence + The Machine (a transcendental single she did for “Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children”)

7. A 1000 Times - Hamilton Leithauser & Rostam (a retro, soulful album from 2 members of The Walkmen and Vampire Weekend)

8. Grand Hotel - Regina Spektor (Remember Us To Life is theatrical and spooky)

9. Audition (The Fools Who Dream) - Emma Stone (from La La Land, this song will always make me well with tears)

10. Cranes in the Sky - Solange (Beyonce's sister released what I call a "pastel version" of Lemonade, with more funk/chill vibes)

11. 33 "GOD" - Bon Iver (makes me miss my modern dancing days)

12. Atomic Number - case/lang/veirs (supermoon, superfemale group)

13. Ivy - Frank Ocean

14. The Greatest (feat. Kendrick Lamar) - Sia (is it just me or is she the "go-to" for any movie soundtrack?)

15. U-Turn - Tegan and Sara (love their spunky new album)

16. WOW - Beck (I guess we can expect a new album this year?)

17. City of Stars - Ryan Gosling & Emma Stone (also from La La Land)

18. Wings of Love - liv (new music from Lykke Li, very Fleetwood Mac)

19. Wolf - Skott (for fans of: Florence + the Machine and AURORA)

20. Man on the Moon - Britney Spears (Glory is a great workout album, start to finish. I'll always love Brit.)

21. Shut Up Kiss Me - Angel Olsen

22. EOS - Rostam (this dude had lots of exiting projects this year)

23. Im In Love (Ft. James Vincent McMorrow) - Kygo

24. Ladies Don't Play Guitar - Tennis (this group keeps gettin' better and better)

25. Same Ol' Mistakes - Rihanna (theme song to Atlanta, which reminds me I need to watch Atlanta)

Tuesday, January 10, 2017

Best Albums of 2016

Best Album of the Year: Beyonce Lemonade
Only Beyonce can drop a surprise album/visual album overnight without having to do all the promotional B.S. beforehand. Lemonade is stunning start to finish (as is the accompanying film shot in New Orleans). Bey and her team seamlessly pull off bouncing from one genre to the next - country, rock, contemporary R&B - with it all still sounding cohesive. The album tells a story of infidelity, trust, and hope. I kind of feel like Jay did not cheat on Bey and the whole album is just a work of fiction (I mean, she was married when Single Ladies came out), but who knows? Lemonade is a feast for the eyes and ears and I think will now be an iconic album for women, but more importantly for black women. 

"My love was stronger than your pride
Beyond your darkness I'm your light
You get deep you touch my mind
Baptize your tears and dry your eyes
So many people I know that they just trying to touch you
Kiss up and rub up and feel up
Kiss up and rub up and feel up on ya
Give you some time to prove that I can trust ya again
I'm gonna kiss up and rub up and feel up
Kiss up and rub up and feel up on ya"
 - All Night

Check out: "Sorry" for the ultimate boybye song, "Hold Up" samples Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and "Don't Hurt Yourself (feat. Jack White)" is a badass pure rock song
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2nd: Lady Gaga Joanne (Deluxe)
After her stint with Tony Bennet and several TV appearances showing/proving that she is a truly gifted singer songwriter (as a Little Monster, I knew this all along - WAKE UP PEOPLE), I knew Gaga's next album would be a little more real, a little less produced. Joanne is exactly that - a raw crackling, soulful gem of a record. It's probably my favorite Gaga album yet. Critics have said it's all over the place, but I think it's downright American, homey, and features only the best of Lady Gaga's many flavors. It's got grit, but also a lot of girl power. Peace and love, Gaga! 

"Young, wild, American
Lookin' to be somethin'
Out of school go-go'n
For a hundred or two
Some asshole broke me in
Wrecked all my innocence
I'll just keep go-go'n
And this dance is on you
One, five, ten, lay a million on me
Before the end of this song
Young, wild, American
C'mon baby, do you have a girlfriend?
Rain on me a million
I'm not flawless, but I gotta diamond heart"
- Diamond Heart

Check out: "Sinner's Prayer" got that spaghetti western vibe, "Hey Girl (feat. Florence Welch)" lets lift each other up as women and not tear each other down, and "Joanne" is a like "Million Reasons" but BETTER
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3rd: St. Lucia Matter
This band will always be an all-time favorite of mine. Their 80's tinged, tropical lush sound always feels like an exotic escape. Matter is fun, sexy, and synth heavy, its like what should be playing on the radio and the clubs. But maybe the fact that they're still a little unknown is what makes their pop so sweet. 

"Science and reason will tell us so
The blood in our veins are just chemicals
You'd better believe I keep my demons to myself
You'd better believe it's getting harder
But I'm never gonna stop until it's broken
Never gonna stop until it's broken
How long 'til we learn
Dancing is dangerous"
 - Dancing on Glass

Check out: "The Winds of Change" straight outta the 80's, "Love Somebody" is silky smooth, and "Physical" a good workout one, yeah
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4th: Lucius Good Grief (Deluxe)
Electric, colorful and melodic -Lucius is just as vivacious on their record as they are live. This album has more nods to the 80's then on their debut (their cover of Bowie is gold). The ladies are at their boldest on this record and thankfully have thrown in some slower ballads to the mix allowing their harmonizing to really take the spotlight. Lucius is #twinning goals.

"Looking for a scene to cause
But the only thing I see, blue skies ahead of us
Searching for the empty half when somethings filling up the glass
I'm hopeless
It almost makes me wish for rain
When everything begins to go my way
This guilty feeling comes along with it and you know
It almost makes me wish for rain"
 - Almost Makes Me Wish for Rain

Check out: "What We Have (To Change)" goes and tells it on the mountain, "Almighty Gosh" is a fun, Bollywood number, and "Born Again Teen" is a rager!
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5th: Santigold 99 Cents
How freaking amazing is this album cover?!? I loved her convenience store/consumerism/egoism concept that carried over to her promotional tour for the album - SEE HERE! Don't mistake 99 Cents for a sellout, if anything it's her most experimental and eclectic one yet. Santigold is an exciting artist, you don't know how to define her or know what direction she'll go next, but her music and lyrics are always relevant and topical. 

"I call what I see and if I judge, well, then so be
To my neighbours I'm the best thing around
Living my life in a fantasy
Living my life in my vanity
Hey mom maybe you’ll see me now
All I wanna do is what I do well
Ain't a gambler but honey I'd put money on myself
All I wanna do is bottle it to sell
'Cause my brand does vainglorious much better for your health
Woah oh oh
I can’t get enough
All they've said it's true
I can’t get enough of myself"
 - Can't Get Enough of Myself (feat. B.C)

Check out: "Chasing Shadows" is Rostam produced, "Who Be Lovin' Me" will get stuck in your head, and "Rendezvous Girl" has 80's magic. 
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6th: Gwen Stefani This Is What The Truth Feels Like
I've always been a fan of Gweny-Gwen-Gwen. This album is her most personal yet (all about her dramatic divorce from Gavin Rosdale to the beginnings of finding love with Blake Shelton). I had this entire record on repeat at the gym and listened all the way through each time. There are no fillers or fluff on here. And she's 47?!? How I don't know. She's just bad-ass. 

"You're a sapphire, you're a rolling stone
You're a sparkle in a deep black hole
You're like moon shine, when the curtains close
You're my answer, one that no one knows
And I can't believe it, that you even exist
You know I would be dumb to give perfection up
How can I accept it, that this is so precious?
You know I would be dumb to give perfection up
You're rare
And I'm loving every second of it, don't you know?"
- Rare

Check out: "You're My Favorite" calls back Love. Angel. Music. Baby. days, "Where Would I Be?" recalls No Doubt's reggae sound, and "Make Me Like You" is cute and spring-y. 
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7th: M83 Junk
If the goofy, Punky Brewster inspired album art doesn't already tip you off....Junk is an exploration of 80's sitcoms, whimsy and space (M83 is so good at space). Hurry Up, We're Dreaming is in my top 10 albums of all time because of it's movie-ready epic songs (many of the songs used in "inspiring commercials"). Junk is the silly younger sister to that album and I would classify as TV ready. You'll find yourself smiling because of how goofy/happy some of the songs are. No space Junk here, just pure joy (and more French lyrics). 

Taking a foreign flight
Looking for signs of life
When you flashed upon my screen
Testing the atmosphere
Your silhouette appears
And I know I'm not alone
But empty haze
Is all that remains
I'm lost on the sidewalk
Just calling your name
 - Walkaway Blues

Check out: "Go!" is the albums "Midnight City," "For the Kids (feat. Susanne Sundfør)" reminds me of an old 80's ballad on a soft rock station, and "Moon Crystal" is basically an intro to a sitcom, hilarious. 
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What were your favorite albums of 2016??
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see also:  Best Albums of 2011 |  Best Albums of 2012 |  Best Albums of 2013 Best Albums of 2014 | Best Albums of 2015
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